finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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