Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
