Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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