so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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