also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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