Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
