and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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