dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
only if we run a train.
done.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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