By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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