We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
His nipple licking is glorious
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