saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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