Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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