Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Someone came in the potted fern
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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