So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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