oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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