If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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