Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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