I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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