Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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