so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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