he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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