If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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