in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just tell him i said nine months
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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