so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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