to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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