Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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