Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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