i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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