so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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