We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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