so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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