How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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