hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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