I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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