the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Randomize
