Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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