You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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