Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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