Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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