Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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