you're like a bully in the Christmas story
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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