North Korea, Best Korea!
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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