Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
tell me about the fingering
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