I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I currently don't understand fingers.
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