I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
you never un-have a 4some
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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