let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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