just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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