I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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