no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize