I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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