I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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