just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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