I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
These tits shall not be calmed
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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