God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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