I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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