Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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