I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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